anata ni tazuneraretara watashi
あなたに尋ねられたら私
When you come visit me
nikkori hohoemu deshou
にっこり微笑むでしょう
I'll probably break into a big smile
umaku ienai kedo subete ga
うまく言えないけどすべてが
I can't really put it into words
totemo totemo kageyaitemasu
とてもとても輝いてます
but everything is shining oh so bright
kitto ima goro minna atsumattemasu
きっと今頃皆集まってます
I bet everyone is together right about now
sore wa sawagashikute
それは騒がしくて
It may get a little rowdy
demo itoshii
でもいとしい
but I wouldn't have it any other way
tonde ikimasu itsumo no tokoro e
飛んでいきますいつもの所へ
Let's fly away to our usual place
taiyou takaku ashita mo hare desu
太陽高く明日も晴れです
Tomorrow will be clear with the sun in the sky
moshi mo sukoshi sabishiku nattemo
もしも少し寂しくなっても
Even if you get a little lonely
daijoubu chanto miteimasu
大丈夫ちゃんと見ています
it's okay, I'll be watching
koko de
ここで
right here
You have a delivery!
Just a minute!
Thank you!
Riho Asaoka, hm?
CONFISCATED
She certainly is a beautiful woman.
CONFISCATED
She's perfectly proportioned, and her breasts are enormous.
No wonder Suguru is mesmerized.
But I'm not going to stay beaten forever!
Episode 3
Dreams Should Be Grand
Mail Order Living
Fall Edition
It's definitely not out of our price range...
But with our allowances, it'll be a little tight.
What is it? What'cha looking at?
Pie-deal Alpha?
It plumps you up in a week!
It's amazing! I want one!
Don't waste your money. That has "rip-off" written all over it.
S T A R T L I N G R E S U L T S
BEFORE
What? That's not true!
Look, it's even got testimonial pictures!
AFTER
Having big breasts isn't necessarily a great thing.
They're heavy, so your shoulders hurt, and boys are always leering at you,
and they think that if you have big boobs, you have no brains.
Gee, I wish I had your problems.
Yeah, aren't we just full of ourselves?
Booby-boobies, booby-boobies...
Mommy's boobies are busty boobies. Warm, soft, and oh so squishy...
Well, Suguru, Minawa. Good night!
Good night, Mahoro.
Good night.
Booby-ooby, ooby-booby...
Mahoro sure is cheerful today.
Yu-dear, good night, ooby-ooby...
I wonder if something good happened.
Something good?
Is Mahoro cleaning at this time of night?
What's that sound?
All right! My dream has finally come true!
Excuse me...
But don't you think that bigger isn't necessarily better?
I think shapely ones are more pleasing to the eye, even if they're small,
...and it's the ones that are more functional that you should be happy about.
Tut, tut, tut, tut. What are you saying?!
I was born as a woman, so I must strive to be busty and bouncy!
The bosom to which clasp someone you love or want to protect needs to be ample.
You really think so?
Yes, I really do!
Twitch
Suguru, would you like some coffee?
Oh, maybe I'll have another cup.
Coming right up!
Mahoro, were you using the vacuum cleaner in the middle of the night last night?
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I wake you?
No, it didn't really bother me.
By the way, Suguru, do I look a little bit different to you today?
Oh!
Your scarf is pink today!
I shouldn't be surprised. After all, it's only been one day.
Weekly
So, the day is finally upon us.
What will become of the Earth?
What is it? What are you looking at?
Danger! WILL YOU SURVIVE?! UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECTS!!
Unidentified flying objects?
Ah, so you don't believe in UFO's and aliens!
That's just like you, Suguru.
I don't have the luxury of believing in them or not...
...because I know for a fact that they exist.
Well, to be absolutely honest, I don't believe in them at all myself.
I'm the only one who believes in them?! W-What do you think about this, Minawa?
I don't.
Don't you think this is a UFO that crossed time and space...
...from the far reaches of the universe?!
Unknown life forms, extraterrestrials other than Earthlings...
...must exist in this infinite cosmos!
Little gray men from the planet Beta Reticule!
They await the day that humanity will achieve...
...non-corporeal form and become Space People!
Don't you think so?!
What? Maybe you don't have any interest in that whatsoever?
I don't really understand. I'm sorry.
Oh... Y-Yeah, you're right! UFO's can't possibly exist!
Spacemen can all kiss my ass!
Watch it.
I-It's the real thing! Holy cow!
It's a--
What's it called...?
Holy crap!
Don't be so startled.
They won't do anything.
B-But what's it doing here, then?
It's an unmanned Saint publicity plane.
It flies around at random on autopilot, so it probably just turned up here by coincidence.
Publicity?
Yeah.
If aliens suddenly contacted them, the people of Earth would panic, right?
That's why we're starting by simply making them recognize the existence of UFOs.
That makes sense.
Saint royally botched the first contact, after all.
Why has Saint come to Earth? What are you after?
Because we wanted to be friends with Earth people.
Huh? Then why do you fight Earth people?
To test whether we can really be friends with you.
If you want to be our friends, why do you have to fight us?
That's all I can say for the time being.
It seems Mahoro really doesn't want you to know too much about Saint and Vesper,
...fearing that the more you know, the more danger you will be in.
However...
Regardless of whether they want to or not,
...people around the world will know the truth soon enough.
So why not wait until that day arrives?
Minawa, are you okay?!
I'm okay. I'm completely fine.
Don't worry! I didn't see anything!
What you don't see doesn't exist!
I'm sorry.
Ooby-ooby. ooby-ooby, ooh!
Ooby-ooby-ooby-ooby, ooby-ooby, woo!
Ooby-ooby. Ooby-ooby, ooh.
Are Saint really invaders? Are they really evil aliens?
Suguru, it's time for dinner!
Oh, coming!
He's right.
It would only make Mahoro worry, so why don't I just leave well enough alone?
Mr. Ryuga said the day we'd know the truth is coming soon.
Well, let's eat!
Let's eat!
Let's eat.
Honey, I'm home! I'm starving!
Oh, my! Nice timing, Ms. Shikijo!
Oh, my! Nice timing, me!
Huh?
All right, please eat up!
What is it? Is there something on my boobs?
No, not at all!
Something's fishy...
Guri-chan
Good night!
Good night.
Goodbye!
All right, it's bigger booby time!
W-What is this?!
Fool! Fool! Fool!
When did you sneak into there?!
Now I get it.
Your plan was to make your breasts bigger with this thing.
L-Leave me alone!
Listen, this piece of crap is obviously just a remodeled vacuum,
and there's no way in hell it'll make your mammaries plumper.
In the first place, if this thing actually had an effect,
I'd have super-explosive tits, never mind my already enormous jugs!
What are you doing?!
Oh, darn it!
It broke off!
That's Ms. Shikijo's voice. But I thought she went home.
Mahoro!
W-What the heck is going on here?
Minawa!
Dirty thoughts are totally bad!
I'm sorry.
Why are you apologizing?!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Ow, ow, ow! You'll rip my chest off!
Take it like a man!
I got it off.
Ow...
booby
B-Boobs...
I can't go to school tomorrow like this!
Cute...
Maybe this is for the best.
Now that it's come to this...!
Come away with me, little lady!
Please have mercy, mistress!
Heavy...
Why? Why do you work on everyone but me?!
Guri-chan
Sheesh. Those guys sure are a bunch of late night party animals.
Mahoro. Hey, Mahoro!
You awake, Mahoro?
Wow, Guri, you speak Japanese very well.
Wake up, you idiot.
Oh, it was you, Slash.
F R A G
I L E
F R A G
I L E
Here. You got a package.
F R A G
I L E
F R A G
I L E
Vesper Research Department?
F R A G
I L E
"We made this!"
It's supposed to be some kind of heavy weapon built just for you.
"We made this!"
Why are they giving me this all of a sudden?
Let's open it up and look at it!
But before that... According to the enclosed file...
They've intercepted intel that Mainstream, Management's current dominant faction,
...has developed a giant weapon to try to collect Minawa.
This must be part of a counteroffensive to protect us.
A giant weapon, huh?
I gotta admit, neither one of us is designed to fight giant weapons.
Everyone at Vesper is concerned for my and Suguru's well being,
...and want to keep anything from disrupting our daily lives.
W-What the heck is this?!
Still, it's pretty cute.
Look, look! I'm all full and busty!
Wow! My breasts are bobbing!
That's so neat!
I guess as long as you don't mind...
Let's see... "To use as a weapon, when the special keyword is input vocally..."
This... This is...
They're going to make me do something this horrifying?
What is it?! What does it say?!
I can't say it!
ARMED BRASSIERE
I understand that this is top-secret military information,
ARMED BRASSIERE
...and they chose a phrase that would never, ever be spoken in everyday usage, but...
So, what is it?!
Come on! I can't sit here feeling sorry for myself!
I must be busty for the future!
Geez, just tell me what it is!
This is... Management's giant weapon?!
What?!
So, it's here already...
Approximately 10 minutes 40 seconds until it reaches Hiryu City airspace!
I must go to meet it without delay!
Hey, Mahoro!
Take care of everyone for me!
Are you going to do it alone?
I'm sorry, Slash. But if I'm forced to use this, I'll...
All right!
If you're going to come, come! I'll never hand over Minawa!
Checkmate!
Minawa?
What are you doing here?
I came to help you.
Here it comes!
This is getting us nowhere!
I have no choice but to use it...
But that phrase... That phrase, I just can't...
ARMED BRASSIERE
No! I can't do it!
Minawa!
W-What was I thinking? I can't believe I got hit!
Big sister!
I don't want to use it...
Using it is the last thing I want to do...
But...
If I don't do something, Minawa's going to...
B-Big sister.
For Minawa, for Suguru, for everyone in Hiryu, I...
I must...
I must...!
Booby missiles!
I... I did the right thing, didn't I?
Big sister, you're crying.
I'm not crying.
I just did what any Misato household maid or any warrior of Vesper would do.
I'll never, ever be embarrassed enough to cry,
or say that I'm a girl so I should cry.
Booby missiles.
Ssh! Minawa, ssh!
Ssh! Ssh!
Booby missiles...
Minawa?!
Suguru?
Ms. Shikijo?
Slash...?
Huh?
Booby missiles...
It was...a dream? Of course it was!
Thank goodness it was just a dream.
Suguru.
Would you like another cup of coffee?
Uh, no, we need to get going soon.
Oh, I see.
sigh
I don't think that bigger breasts are necessarily better!
I think shapely ones are more pleasing to the eye, even if they're small,
...and I think it's the more functional ones that--
Uh, you know, I...
Oh, no, I'm running late!
See you later!
See you later.
Mahoro stops functioning in...
265 days
W-What's up, guys?
Oh...
Nothing.
Tomorrow, I will be bigger...
...than yesterday!
And thus began a new tragedy.
RAN RAN RAN
らんらんらん
yatta
やった
All right!
watashitachi no deban desu
私達の出番です
Now it's our turn.
kitto
きっと
You bet!
osawagase wo shichaimasu
おさわがせをしちゃいます
We're gonna get things jumping.
RAN RAN RAN
らんらんらん
minna
皆
Everybody!
konya no kibun wa doudai
今夜の気分はどうだい
How are you feeling tonight?
gutto
ぐっと
If you!
kichattanara oshiete
きちゃったならおしえて
...have a problem, just tell us.
sou yo
そうよ
That's right,
chisakutemo ookikutemo ii no
小さくても大きくてもいいの
...small or big, it doesn't matter.
yosete agete heiwa ga kuru no
よせてあげて平和がくるの
Just push 'em up and peace will come!
ookii hou ga yoi deshou ka
大きいほうがよいでしょうか
Are big ones really better?
RAN RAN RAN
らんらんらん
yukeyuke mune wa hatte
ゆけゆけ胸をはって
Go, go, stick your chest out!
koronjatta toki wa warae
転んじゃった時は笑え
When you fall down, just laugh!
arekore kinishicha
あれこれ気にしちゃ
If you worry about every little thing,
ikite wa yukenai
生きてはゆけない
...you can't live your life.
onnanoko wa taihen
女の子は大変
It's tough to be a girl!
honto ni taihen desu
ほんとに大変です
It sure is.
iro iro taihen dakedo
いろいろ大変だけど
Lots of things make it tough,
utaeba shiawase yo
歌えば幸せよ
...but just sing and you'll be happy!
RAN RAN
らんらん
RAN RAN RAN
らんらんらん
RAN RAN RAN RAN
らんらんらんらん
RAN RAN RAN
らんらんらん
RAN RAN RAN RAN
らんらんらんらん
satellite poem
Boobie-oobie, oobie-boobie, boobie-oobie, ooh.
The ripe autumn filleth over with oobie-boobies.
Boobie-oobie Rin, Oobie-boobie Riho.
Ms. Shikijo, oobie-boobie.
Suguru loves boobie-oobies, big sister isn't oobie-boobie.
I am not boobie-oobie either, but is that really a bad thing?
If so, let's oobie-boobie tonight as well.
Boobie-oobie, oobie-boobie, boobie-oobie, ooh.
It really isn't working. I'm sorry.
Next Episode
Um, I... This is M-Minawa.
This is, um, my first time at doing the preview narration, so I'm nervous.
In the next episode we, um... We all look for something,
...but what we're looking for just might be a bom--
Oh, I ran out of time. I'm sorry!
Next time on Mahoromatic: Something More Beautiful
"I Will Find What You're Looking For"
Episode 4
Mahoro Goes to School
I will step softly.